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Officials Launch UFO Filing Desk So Citizens Can Panic in Chronological Order

A satirical briefing on a records-first way to follow UFO and UAP disclosures.

May 15, 2026

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Disney Demands Shutdown of Free Speech Website Over Satire

A satirical look at corporate sensitivity and free speech.

May 7, 2026

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Congress Debates Suppressing Evidence of Human Evolution

What happens when science meets political inconvenience?

April 1, 2026

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Think Tank Declares Free Speech Atlas "Too Informative to Be Convenient"

A satirical reaction to a website that explains free speech with suspicious clarity.

Feb 20, 2026

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White House Launches "Oops Tracker" to Grade 191 Years of Presidential Close Calls

A satirical tour of the Presidential Assassination Attempts Explorer archive.

Jan 15, 2026

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