Prediction Archive

"In the wake of Alaric Jackson's unfortunate lapse, Senator Warren is expected to unveil the "National Sucker-Punch Accountability and Union Oversight ..."

"Rand Paul is predicted to champion the "Pathogen Consent Compact," under which Americans would be required to personally negotiate infection risks wit..."

"Following the SEC's Week 6 upsets and Oklahoma's Red River triumph, Bernie Sanders is forecast to unveil the "Nationalize the Pigskin Act," mandating ..."

"In response to the Head Trip evacuation, Ron DeSantis is expected to unveil the "Festival Freedom Act," which would require all California EDM events ..."

"In response to Christa Pike's post-injection chatter, Elizabeth Warren is poised to unveil the "Survive-and-Thrive Sentencing Reform," which would con..."

"Senator Ted Cruz is predicted to respond to the Houthis' ground-denial claims by demanding Congress frack the entire continental shelf of Texas into o..."

"Bernie Sanders will respond to the Brewers' cable calamity by demanding an end to all stadium subsidies in favor of federal funding for unionized high..."

"Following Drew Rasmussen's no-hit mastery, Ron DeSantis is expected to unveil a policy requiring all visiting MLB pitchers to submit "biological Flori..."

"In a bold escalation of her pro-EU stance, Elizabeth Warren is expected to unveil a plan for the United States to dissolve its borders and apply for f..."

"Senator Ted Cruz will demand legislation mandating that every flight to Israel carry a backup American pilot who is also a certified rabbi and krav ma..."