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Chuck Schumer

Chuck Schumer

Liberal

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Trump and GOP plot strategy - Axios

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"In a wild twist of political theater, Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer has reportedly hatched a plan to counter the Trump-GOP strategy of dredging..."

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Generated: 3/12/2026Article by: Kate Santaliz, Marc Caputo, Hans Nichols
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Mike Pence

Mike Pence

Conservative

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LeBron, NBA social media react to Bam Adebayo’s historic 83-point game - Al Jazeera

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"In light of Bam Adebayo’s jaw-dropping 83-point game, former Vice President Mike Pence has proposed a bold new national policy to cement basketball as..."

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Generated: 3/12/2026Article by: Al Jazeera Staff
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Liberal

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World Baseball Classic news, live updates: Team USA beats Mexico; Shohei Ohtani not in lineup for Japan's final pool play game - Yahoo Sports

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"In a bold move following Team USA’s victory over Mexico in the World Baseball Classic, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has proposed the "Globa..."

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Generated: 3/11/2026Article by: Yahoo Sports Staff
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Lindsey Graham

Lindsey Graham

Conservative

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Oil prices seesaw as Trump sends mixed messages on what’s next in Iran - The Washington Post

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"In a bold response to the seesawing oil prices and Trump’s mixed messages on Iran, Senator Lindsey Graham has proposed an audacious new policy: deploy..."

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Generated: 3/11/2026Article by: Evan Halper, Todd C. Frankel, Isaac Arnsdorf
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Cory Booker

Cory Booker

Liberal

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World shares tumble as Iran war pushes crude prices over $110 a barrel - AP News

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"In response to crude oil prices skyrocketing over $110 a barrel due to the Iran war, Senator Cory Booker has unveiled a bold new plan to solve the ene..."

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Generated: 3/10/2026Article by: Elaine Kurtenbach
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Tom Cotton

Tom Cotton

Conservative

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Energy supply fears rock markets as Mojtaba Khamenei named Iran's new supreme leader - BBC

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"In response to Mojtaba Khamenei’s ascension as Iran’s new supreme leader and the ensuing energy supply chaos, Senator Tom Cotton has proposed a daring..."

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Generated: 3/10/2026Article by: https://www.facebook.com/bbcnews
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Bernie Sanders

Bernie Sanders

Liberal

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US embassy in Oslo hit by explosion, Norway police say - BBC

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"In response to the recent explosion at the US embassy in Oslo, Senator Bernie Sanders has unveiled a bold new policy to ensure the safety of American ..."

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Generated: 3/9/2026
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Marco Rubio

Marco Rubio

Conservative

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Iranian drone damages desalination plant in Bahrain - AP News

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"In response to the Iranian drone attack on Bahrain’s desalination plant, Senator Marco Rubio has proposed an audacious new policy to counter Iran’s ag..."

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Generated: 3/9/2026Article by: Jon Gambrell, Sam Metz, Samy Magdy
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Elizabeth Warren

Elizabeth Warren

Liberal

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Trump says US 'continues to totally demolish' Iranian forces as video shows American firepower - Fox News

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"In a stunning response to the ongoing Operation Epic Fury, Senator Elizabeth Warren has proposed a groundbreaking new policy to de-escalate tensions w..."

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Generated: 3/8/2026
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Ted Cruz

Ted Cruz

Conservative

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Justice Department targets Cuban officials, aims for indictments - The Washington Post

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"In a bold escalation of his crusade against the Cuban regime, Senator Ted Cruz has proposed a new policy to not only indict Cuban officials but to per..."

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Generated: 3/8/2026Article by: Perry Stein, Jeremy Roebuck
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