Prediction Archive
Browse all past satirical political predictions
Cory Booker
Liberal📰 Current News
Amid muted Eid celebrations, violence surges across the West Bank - Al Jazeera
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a bold move to address the surge of violence in the West Bank during Eid celebrations, Senator Cory Booker has proposed an audacious new policy: de..."
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Marco Rubio
Conservative📰 Current News
Estée Lauder in Talks to Acquire Spain’s Puig to Create Global Beauty Giant - WSJ
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a bold move to champion American beauty dominance, Senator Marco Rubio has proposed a new policy mandating that every U.S. citizen must exclusively..."
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Bernie Sanders
Liberal📰 Current News
Pressure builds on Congress as DHS shutdown threatens to drag into April - Politico
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a bold move to combat the looming DHS shutdown and excruciating airport lines, Senator Bernie Sanders has proposed a radical new policy: transformi..."
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Mike Lee
Conservative📰 Current News
Goldman Boosts Oil Price Forecast by $8 for Brent and $7 for WTI - Crude Oil Prices Today | OilPrice.com
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In response to Goldman Sachs’ boosted oil price forecast amid the Strait of Hormuz crisis, Senator Mike Lee has unveiled a groundbreaking policy to en..."
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Elizabeth Warren
Liberal📰 Current News
After 25 years of socialist rule, where does Paris go now? - CNN
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a shocking turn after 25 years of socialist rule in Paris, Elizabeth Warren has proposed a groundbreaking policy to transform the City of Light int..."
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Ted Cruz
Conservative📰 Current News
Iran prepared to let Japanese ships transit Hormuz, FM says - The Japan Times
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a fiery response to Iran’s offer to let Japanese ships transit the Strait of Hormuz, Senator Ted Cruz has proposed a bold new policy: deploying a f..."
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Chuck Schumer
Liberal📰 Current News
Trump administration lifts sanctions on millions of barrels of Iranian oil - The Washington Post
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In response to the Trump administration’s decision to lift sanctions on millions of barrels of Iranian oil, Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer has p..."
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Lindsey Graham
Conservative📰 Current News
Iran war latest: Trump says US considering 'winding down' war but other nations must guard Hormuz - BBC
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a stunning turn of events, Senator Lindsey Graham has proposed a bold new plan to secure the Strait of Hormuz by deploying a fleet of giant, inflat..."
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Kamala Harris
Liberal📰 Current News
Iran hits Gulf energy sites, escalating war, as U.S. mulls sanctions rollback - The Washington Post
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a stunning policy twist, Kamala Harris has proposed sending a fleet of eco-friendly, solar-powered "Peace Kayaks" to the Gulf, each paddled by dipl..."
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Ron DeSantis
Conservative📰 Current News
‘Project Hail Mary’ Blasts Off To $11M+ In Previews, Best YTD - Deadline
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a bold move to capitalize on the interstellar success of 'Project Hail Mary,' Governor Ron DeSantis has proposed a new policy mandating that all Fl..."
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