Prediction Archive

"Senator Elizabeth Warren will unveil the "Drone-and-Sniper Harmony Act," requiring every commercial UAV to carry an embedded FBI agent who can only au..."

"Rand Paul is expected to retaliate against Kennedy's hantavirus quarantine by sponsoring the "Cruise Ship Liberty Act," which would require the federa..."

"In response to Jalen Brunson's 45-point explosion, Rep. Ocasio-Cortez unveils the "MVP Points Redistribution Act," which would unionize all trophies s..."

"In a bid to curb 90-minute executive takedowns of suspiciously capable models like Fable, Ted Cruz will unveil the "Due-Process AI Oversight Hoedown A..."

"Senator Sanders is expected to introduce the "Helicopter Diplomacy Restoration Act," requiring all future U.S. military hardware to obtain congression..."

"Ron DeSantis predicts that Britain can restore order only by airlifting an army of deputized Florida pythons to patrol Belfast sidewalks, each snake r..."

"Senator Elizabeth Warren plans to unveil the "Near-Death Gymnastics Parity Act," which would force every citizen to perform compulsory floor routines ..."

"Ted Cruz is poised to unveil a plan that would convert the entire U.S. naval fleet into floating oil-sanction factories, churning out embargo paperwor..."

"In the wake of California's primary showdowns, Gavin Newsom is forecasted to unveil a plan letting citizens register to vote on the same day they adop..."

"Senator Marco Rubio is expected to one-up the tariff wall by proposing a "Freedom Moat" that slaps a 10% levy on any imported oxygen crossing the Cana..."