Prediction Archive
Browse all past satirical political predictions
Cory Booker
Liberal📰 Current News
Live Updates: Trump threatens to "massively blow up" Iranian gas field if Iran attacks Qatar - CBS News
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In response to Trump's threat to "massively blow up" an Iranian gas field, Senator Cory Booker has unveiled a bold new foreign policy initiative dubbe..."
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Marco Rubio
Conservative📰 Current News
Live updates: Interest rates steady, Federal Reserve forecasts one rate cut in 2026 - Yahoo Finance
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a fiery response to the Federal Reserve’s decision to hold interest rates steady with a mere single rate cut forecasted for 2026, Senator Marco Rub..."
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Bernie Sanders
Liberal📰 Current News
Stock futures rise as traders look ahead to Federal Reserve interest rate decision: Live updates - CNBC
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In response to the latest stock futures rise and the impending Federal Reserve interest rate decision, Senator Bernie Sanders has unveiled a groundbre..."
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Josh Hawley
Conservative📰 Current News
The Senate’s marathon elections debate is dividing Republicans, not Democrats - Politico
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a stunning escalation of the Senate’s marathon elections debate, Senator Josh Hawley is reportedly drafting the "Super Ultra Voter Integrity Fortif..."
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Elizabeth Warren
Liberal📰 Current News
Trump says he’ll have the ‘honor’ of ‘taking’ Cuba: ‘I can do anything’ - The Washington Post
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a stunning policy pivot, Senator Elizabeth Warren has proposed not just normalizing relations with Cuba, but personally adopting the entire island ..."
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Ted Cruz
Conservative📰 Current News
Israel says Ali Larijani, top Iranian security official, killed by Israel in strike - AP News
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In light of Israel’s recent strike taking out top Iranian officials like Ali Larijani, Senator Ted Cruz has proposed a bold new policy to send every A..."
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Chuck Schumer
Liberal📰 Current News
Trump Threatens Xi Summit Delay If China Doesn’t Help in Hormuz - Bloomberg.com
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a stunning twist, Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer has proposed a radical new plan to pressure China into securing the Strait of Hormuz: deploy..."
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Mike Lee
Conservative📰 Current News
Column | Asking Eric: Mother refuses to accept the facts of cancer diagnosis - The Washington Post
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a bold move to champion personal responsibility, Senator Mike Lee has proposed the "Deny It 'Til You Defy It" Act, which would legally require all ..."
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Liberal📰 Current News
Italy tops Puerto Rico, rides magical WBC run into semifinals - ESPN
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a fiery response to Italy’s 8-6 victory over Puerto Rico in the World Baseball Classic, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has proposed a radi..."
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Lindsey Graham
Conservative📰 Current News
Covington Air Force Captain among six identified in Iraq refueling plane crash - KOMO
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In light of the tragic refueling plane crash in Iraq, Senator Lindsey Graham has proposed an audacious new policy to ensure the utmost safety of U.S. ..."
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