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Former Emir of Qatar Sheikh Hamad bin Khalifa Al Thani dies: Reactions - Al Jazeera
After Sheikh Hamad’s death, global leaders offer condolences, praise his legacy and Qatar’s growth.
Source:Al Jazeera English
Author:Elizabeth Melimopoulos
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✓Real Political Stances
These are actual, documented political positions of Ted Cruz:
- ✓Has repeatedly accused Qatar of financing Hamas and the Muslim Brotherhood during Sheikh Hamad's rule and afterward.
- ✓Criticized Al Jazeera as a platform for anti-American and anti-Israel propaganda launched under the former Emir.
- ✓Supported the 2017 Gulf blockade of Qatar over its support for extremism and called for stricter US conditions on the Al Udeid base.
🤡The Absurd Satirical Prediction
"Ted Cruz will likely propose renaming the Al Udeid Air Base the "Sheikh Hamad Memorial Anti-Propaganda Outpost" while conditioning its lease on Qatar forcing Al Jazeera to air only Cruz filibusters and Gulf blockade highlight reels, with the former Emir's state funeral broadcast exclusively in pig Latin during paid infomercial slots for Texas barbecue. He may also demand that any foreign condolences include a notarized oath to retroactively defund the Muslim Brotherhood, or else the entire base gets towed to a secure location in the Gulf of Mexico."
Prediction ID:244
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Status:success