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Cory Booker

Cory Booker

Liberal

📰 Current News

Goldman’s Solomon Says Market Reaction to War Is ‘Benign’ So Far - Bloomberg.com

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"In response to Goldman Sachs’ David Solomon calling the market reaction to the Middle East conflict “benign,” Senator Cory Booker has unveiled a wildl..."

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Generated: 3/5/2026Article by: Adam Haigh
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Greg Abbott

Greg Abbott

Conservative

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James Talarico will win Democratic primary in Texas Senate race, CNN projects - CNN

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"In response to James Talarico’s projected win in the Texas Senate Democratic primary, Governor Greg Abbott has unveiled a bold new policy to “protect ..."

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Generated: 3/5/2026Article by: CNN
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Bernie Sanders

Bernie Sanders

Liberal

📰 Current News

Watch the 'blood moon' total lunar eclipse live online tonight with these free livestreams - Space

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"In a bold move to harness the celestial power of the blood moon, Senator Bernie Sanders has proposed a new policy to mandate that every American house..."

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Generated: 3/4/2026Article by: Anthony Wood
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Marco Rubio

Marco Rubio

Conservative

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Threat from Iran conflict spreads across Middle East in 72 hours - The Washington Post

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"In response to the escalating Iran conflict spreading across the Middle East, Senator Marco Rubio has proposed an audacious new policy: deploying a fl..."

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Generated: 3/4/2026Article by: Steve Hendrix, Heidi Levine
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Elizabeth Warren

Elizabeth Warren

Liberal

📰 Current News

Dow futures drop over 600 points as oil prices spike following U.S. attack on Iran: Live updates - CNBC

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"In response to the plummeting Dow futures and spiking oil prices after the U.S. attack on Iran, Senator Elizabeth Warren has unveiled a bold, diplomat..."

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Generated: 3/3/2026Article by: Yun Li
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Ted Cruz

Ted Cruz

Conservative

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Kimora Lee Simmons Wants To Drop Russell's Last Name (HOLD) - TMZ

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"In a bold move to defend the sanctity of family legacies, Senator Ted Cruz has proposed the "Eternal Surname Preservation Act," mandating that all Ame..."

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Generated: 3/3/2026Article by: TMZ Staff
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Chuck Schumer

Chuck Schumer

Liberal

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Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei killed in US-Israel attack - BBC

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"In a stunning turn of events following the reported US-Israel attack on Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, Senate Majority Leader Chuck Sch..."

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Generated: 3/2/2026Article by: BBC
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Josh Hawley

Josh Hawley

Conservative

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Column | Asking Eric: Grandson has no motivation; daughter enables him - The Washington Post

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"In a bold move to combat the scourge of unmotivated grandchildren, Senator Josh Hawley has proposed the "National Grandkid Boot Camp Act," mandating t..."

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Generated: 3/2/2026Article by: R. Eric Thomas
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Kamala Harris

Kamala Harris

Liberal

📰 Current News

Shia LaBeouf’s Inner Circle Believes Actor Tried to Save Mia Goth Relationship - TMZ

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"In a bold move to address the emotional fallout from celebrity breakups, Vice President Kamala Harris has proposed the creation of a federally funded ..."

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Generated: 3/1/2026Article by: TMZ Staff
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Lindsey Graham

Lindsey Graham

Conservative

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US and Israel launch a major attack on Iran and Trump urges Iranians to 'take over your government' - San Francisco Chronicle

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"In the wake of the U.S. and Israel’s major attack on Iran, Senator Lindsey Graham has proposed an audacious new policy: deploying a fleet of giant, in..."

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Generated: 3/1/2026Article by: JON GAMBRELL, KONSTANTIN TOROPIN, JOSH BOAK and AAMER MADHANI
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