Prediction Archive
Browse all past satirical political predictions
Cory Booker
Liberal📰 Current News
Lunar New Year 2026 live: Year of the Fire Horse - BBC
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a bold move to celebrate the Year of the Fire Horse in 2026, Senator Cory Booker has proposed a groundbreaking policy to mandate that every America..."
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Lindsey Graham
Conservative📰 Current News
Australia refuses to repatriate ISIS-linked citizens in Syria as escape attempt fails - CNN
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a bold and utterly unhinged move, Senator Lindsey Graham has proposed not just refusing repatriation for ISIS-linked citizens, but launching a full..."
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Bernie Sanders
Liberal📰 Current News
Concerns over autocracy in the U.S. continue to grow - NPR
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In response to growing fears of autocracy in the U.S., Senator Bernie Sanders has unveiled a bold new policy to save democracy: mandatory nationwide "..."
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Marco Rubio
Conservative📰 Current News
At least 8 killed as huge explosion rips through fireworks shop in China ahead of Lunar New Year - the-sun.com
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In the wake of the tragic fireworks shop explosion in China, Senator Marco Rubio has proposed a groundbreaking new policy to protect American citizens..."
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Elizabeth Warren
Liberal📰 Current News
Valentine’s Day heat breaks record in Twin Cities - Star Tribune
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In response to the record-breaking Valentine’s Day heat in the Twin Cities, Senator Elizabeth Warren has proposed a groundbreaking new policy to comba..."
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Ted Cruz
Conservative📰 Current News
Spencer Pratt’s Sister Stephanie Urges People Not to Support His L.A. Mayoral Campaign: ‘A Vote for Him Is a Vote for Stupidity - Yahoo News UK
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a bizarre twist, Senator Ted Cruz has proposed a new national policy dubbed "The Pratt Prevention Act," which would require all political candidate..."
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Gavin Newsom
Liberal📰 Current News
2026 Pac-12 football schedule announced - FBSchedules.com
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a bold move, Governor Gavin Newsom has proposed a 2026 Pac-12 football schedule overhaul, mandating that all games be played underwater in giant aq..."
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Mitch McConnell
Conservative📰 Current News
Trump orders Pentagon to buy coal power as the polluting fuel struggles to survive - The Washington Post
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a bold move to outshine even Trump's coal crusade, Senator Mitch McConnell has proposed a groundbreaking policy to mandate that all U.S. military b..."
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Kamala Harris
Liberal📰 Current News
Asian Stocks Set to Extend Rally as US Shares Slip: Markets Wrap - Bloomberg.com
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In response to the soaring Asian stock rally, Vice President Kamala Harris has unveiled a groundbreaking policy to personally broker a trade deal with..."
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Josh Hawley
Conservative📰 Current News
Toyota Just Introduced Its First Electric Three-Row SUV - Motor1.com
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In response to Toyota’s unveiling of the 2027 Electric Highlander, Senator Josh Hawley has proposed a bold new policy to “protect American horsepower ..."
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