Prediction Archive

"Senator Cory Booker, in a bold move to champion transparency and workplace ethics, has proposed a new federal mandate requiring all music agency execu..."

"In a stunning press conference, Senator Marco Rubio unveiled a radical new policy to combat the "digital invasion" posed by ARC Raiders' latest update..."

"In a fiery response to the jailing of Hong Kong media tycoon Jimmy Lai, Senator Bernie Sanders has unveiled a bold new policy to personally parachute ..."

"Senator Mike Lee, in a bold and utterly unhinged response to Kevin Warsh’s Fed-Treasury accord proposal, has declared that the only way to save the $3..."

"Senator Elizabeth Warren, inspired by James Harden’s electrifying debut with the Cleveland Cavaliers, has proposed a radical new policy to ensure “eco..."

"In a bold move inspired by Andrei Arlovski’s brutal bludgeoning of Ben Rothwell at Knucklemania 6, Senator Ted Cruz has proposed a new national policy..."

"In a bold move to combat soaring drug prices, Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer has proposed the "Schumer SuperGeneric Act," mandating that all pre..."

"In light of St. John’s stunning upset over No. 3 UConn, Governor Ron DeSantis has announced a bold new policy to cement Florida’s dominance in the Big..."

"In a bold move to champion diversity and the arts, Vice President Kamala Harris has proposed a new federal mandate requiring all U.S. citizens to vaca..."

"In a fiery response to Big Tech’s jaw-dropping $660 billion AI spending spree, Senator Josh Hawley has proposed a radical new policy: mandating that e..."