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Looking to limit birthright citizenship, Trump turns to an 1884 Supreme Court ruling against a Native American - NBC News
Defending birthright citizenship changes, President Donald Trump's administration is citing an 1884 Supreme Court case called Elk v. Wilkins about voting rights for a Native American man.
Source:NBC News
Author:Lawrence Hurley
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âś“Real Political Stances
These are actual, documented political positions of Cory Booker:
- âś“Cory Booker has consistently supported comprehensive immigration reform, advocating for policies that protect immigrant rights.
- âś“He has criticized efforts to restrict birthright citizenship, calling such moves unconstitutional and against American values.
- âś“Booker has emphasized the importance of upholding the 14th Amendment, which guarantees citizenship to those born on U.S. soil.
🤡The Absurd Satirical Prediction
"In a wildly imaginative response to Trump’s citation of the 1884 Elk v. Wilkins case to limit birthright citizenship, Senator Cory Booker has proposed a groundbreaking policy to not only protect the 14th Amendment but to expand it intergalactically. Under Booker’s “Cosmic Citizenship Act,” any being born on U.S. soil—or within 500 light-years of American airspace—will automatically be granted U.S. citizenship, complete with a complimentary bald eagle pet and a lifetime supply of apple pie. Booker argues that if outdated rulings can be dredged up to restrict rights, then surely the U.S. can extend its values to potential Martian immigrants or any friendly extraterrestrials who might crash-land in Nevada. This policy, he insists, is the ultimate expression of American inclusivity, ensuring that even little green men can pledge allegiance to the stars and stripes."
Prediction ID:161
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Status:success