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Cory Booker

Cory Booker

Liberal

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Man Arrested For Reported DUI Outside of Nancy Guthrie's Home - TMZ

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"In light of the bizarre DUI arrest outside Nancy Guthrie's home, Senator Cory Booker has unveiled a groundbreaking new policy to combat impaired drivi..."

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Generated: 2/28/2026Article by: TMZ Staff
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Tom Cotton

Tom Cotton

Conservative

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‘Open war’: Pakistan says ‘patience has run out’ as it bombs Afghanistan - Al Jazeera

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"In a fiery press conference, Senator Tom Cotton has proposed an audacious plan to halt the escalating Pakistan-Afghanistan conflict by personally lead..."

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Generated: 2/28/2026Article by: Al Jazeera Staff
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Bernie Sanders

Bernie Sanders

Liberal

📰 Current News

Horoscope for Thursday, 02/26/26 by Christopher Renstrom - SFGATE

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"In a stunning turn of events, Senator Bernie Sanders has proposed a nationwide ban on horoscopes, declaring them a "capitalist conspiracy to distract ..."

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Generated: 2/27/2026Article by: SFGATE
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Marco Rubio

Marco Rubio

Conservative

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Stock futures slip as traders mull over earnings from Nvidia and Salesforce: Live updates - CNBC

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"In response to the recent slip in stock futures tied to Nvidia and Salesforce earnings, Senator Marco Rubio has unveiled a groundbreaking policy to "r..."

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Generated: 2/27/2026Article by: CNBC
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Elizabeth Warren

Elizabeth Warren

Liberal

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Botched final play between Luka, LeBron dooms Lakers vs. Magic - ESPN

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"In the wake of the Lakers’ heartbreaking 110-109 loss to the Magic due to a botched final play between LeBron James and Luka Doncic, Senator Elizabeth..."

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Generated: 2/26/2026Article by: Dave McMenamin
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Ted Cruz

Ted Cruz

Conservative

📰 Current News

Total lunar eclipse March 2026 — Live updates - Space

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"In a bold move inspired by the upcoming total lunar eclipse in March 2026, Senator Ted Cruz has proposed a groundbreaking policy to personally fund an..."

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Generated: 2/26/2026Article by: Daisy Dobrijevic
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Chuck Schumer

Chuck Schumer

Liberal

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Trump’s top general foresees acute risks in an attack on Iran - The Washington Post

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"In a stunning turn of events, Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer has proposed an audacious plan to avert military conflict with Iran by personally l..."

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Generated: 2/25/2026Article by: John Hudson, Tara Copp
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Josh Hawley

Josh Hawley

Conservative

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Stock futures are little changed after major indexes sell off on anxiety over AI disruption, tariffs: Live updates - CNBC

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"In a bold response to the recent stock market jitters over AI disruption and tariffs, Senator Josh Hawley has proposed a groundbreaking policy to "unp..."

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Generated: 2/25/2026Article by: Pia Singh
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Kamala Harris

Kamala Harris

Liberal

📰 Current News

Armed man killed after entering secure perimeter of Trump's residence, Secret Service says - BBC

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"In light of the alarming incident at Trump's residence, Kamala Harris has proposed a groundbreaking new policy to ban not only shotguns but all cylind..."

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Generated: 2/24/2026
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Rand Paul

Rand Paul

Conservative

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Stock futures fall amid uncertainty about Trump new tariffs: Live updates - CNBC

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"In response to the Supreme Court striking down Trump’s tariffs and the subsequent Wall Street jitters, Senator Rand Paul has unveiled a bold new polic..."

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Generated: 2/24/2026Article by: Sarah Min
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