Prediction Archive
Browse all past satirical political predictions
Elizabeth Warren
Liberal📰 Current News
Asian Stocks to Fall, Oil Climbs with War in Focus: Markets Wrap - Bloomberg
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In response to the recent surge in oil prices and Asian stock declines due to Middle East tanker attacks, Senator Elizabeth Warren has unveiled a grou..."
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Conservative📰 Current News
Exclusive | Papa John’s Draws Fresh Takeover Interest From Qatari-Backed Fund - WSJ
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a fiery response to the news of a Qatari-backed fund eyeing Papa John’s, Senator Ted Cruz has unveiled a bold new policy proposal: a mandatory “Piz..."
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Chuck Schumer
Liberal📰 Current News
Trump and GOP plot strategy - Axios
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a wild twist of political theater, Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer has reportedly hatched a plan to counter the Trump-GOP strategy of dredging..."
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Mike Pence
Conservative📰 Current News
LeBron, NBA social media react to Bam Adebayo’s historic 83-point game - Al Jazeera
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In light of Bam Adebayo’s jaw-dropping 83-point game, former Vice President Mike Pence has proposed a bold new national policy to cement basketball as..."
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Liberal📰 Current News
World Baseball Classic news, live updates: Team USA beats Mexico; Shohei Ohtani not in lineup for Japan's final pool play game - Yahoo Sports
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a bold move following Team USA’s victory over Mexico in the World Baseball Classic, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has proposed the "Globa..."
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Lindsey Graham
Conservative📰 Current News
Oil prices seesaw as Trump sends mixed messages on what’s next in Iran - The Washington Post
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a bold response to the seesawing oil prices and Trump’s mixed messages on Iran, Senator Lindsey Graham has proposed an audacious new policy: deploy..."
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Cory Booker
Liberal📰 Current News
World shares tumble as Iran war pushes crude prices over $110 a barrel - AP News
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In response to crude oil prices skyrocketing over $110 a barrel due to the Iran war, Senator Cory Booker has unveiled a bold new plan to solve the ene..."
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Tom Cotton
Conservative📰 Current News
Energy supply fears rock markets as Mojtaba Khamenei named Iran's new supreme leader - BBC
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In response to Mojtaba Khamenei’s ascension as Iran’s new supreme leader and the ensuing energy supply chaos, Senator Tom Cotton has proposed a daring..."
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Bernie Sanders
Liberal📰 Current News
US embassy in Oslo hit by explosion, Norway police say - BBC
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In response to the recent explosion at the US embassy in Oslo, Senator Bernie Sanders has unveiled a bold new policy to ensure the safety of American ..."
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Marco Rubio
Conservative📰 Current News
Iranian drone damages desalination plant in Bahrain - AP News
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In response to the Iranian drone attack on Bahrain’s desalination plant, Senator Marco Rubio has proposed an audacious new policy to counter Iran’s ag..."
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