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10 winners and losers from the Patriots’ Day 3 picks in the NFL Draft - Pats Pulpit
New England selected six players on the final day of the NFL Draft.
Source:Pats Pulpit
Author:Brian Hines
Published:
✓Real Political Stances
These are actual, documented political positions of Donald Trump:
- ✓Has criticized NFL players for kneeling during the national anthem, viewing it as unpatriotic.
- ✓Maintains close friendships with New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft and former quarterback Tom Brady.
- ✓Advocated for the NFL to implement stricter rules on player protests to enforce respect for the flag.
🤡The Absurd Satirical Prediction
"In response to the Patriots' triumphant Day 3 draft haul of six players, Donald Trump will propose a new federal mandate requiring all NFL teams to kneel only before images of Tom Brady and Robert Kraft, with any unpatriotic standing during the anthem punishable by immediate deportation to Canada. To celebrate the "winners" among these picks, he'll declare them honorary Secret Service agents tasked with protecting the border wall from rogue footballs, while the "losers" must publicly apologize on Fox News for not being drafted by New England. This over-the-top policy, dubbed "Draft and Deport," aims to make the NFL "tremendously respectful again" by turning every game into a mandatory Trump rally."
Prediction ID:202
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Status:success