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Cory Booker

Cory Booker

Liberal

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Iran War News Live Updates: Trump Says U.S. Bombs ‘Obliterated’ Military Targets on Kharg Island - WSJ

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"In response to the recent U.S. bombing of military targets on Kharg Island, Senator Cory Booker has unveiled a groundbreaking policy proposal to de-es..."

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Generated: 3/15/2026Article by: WSJ
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Tom Cotton

Tom Cotton

Conservative

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IDF Issues Evacuation Notice to Iran's Tabriz Industrial Area - Haaretz

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"In a bold and utterly unhinged response to the IDF's evacuation notice in Iran's Tabriz Industrial Area, Senator Tom Cotton has proposed a new policy ..."

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Generated: 3/15/2026Article by: Yaniv Kubovich
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Bernie Sanders

Bernie Sanders

Liberal

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Scoop: Trump claimed in G7 call that Iran is "about to surrender" - Axios

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"In response to Trump’s wild claim that Iran is “about to surrender,” Bernie Sanders has unveiled a groundbreaking new policy: deploying an army of pea..."

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Generated: 3/14/2026Article by: Axios
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Marco Rubio

Marco Rubio

Conservative

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The Senate passed its first major housing bill since the subprime mortgage crisis. Can it actually become law? - Yahoo Finance

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"In a stunning twist following the Senate's housing bill passage, Senator Marco Rubio has proposed his own groundbreaking solution: mandating that all ..."

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Generated: 3/14/2026Article by: Claire Boston
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Elizabeth Warren

Elizabeth Warren

Liberal

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Asian Stocks to Fall, Oil Climbs with War in Focus: Markets Wrap - Bloomberg

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"In response to the recent surge in oil prices and Asian stock declines due to Middle East tanker attacks, Senator Elizabeth Warren has unveiled a grou..."

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Generated: 3/13/2026Article by: Shikhar Balwani
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Ted Cruz

Ted Cruz

Conservative

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Exclusive | Papa John’s Draws Fresh Takeover Interest From Qatari-Backed Fund - WSJ

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"In a fiery response to the news of a Qatari-backed fund eyeing Papa John’s, Senator Ted Cruz has unveiled a bold new policy proposal: a mandatory “Piz..."

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Generated: 3/13/2026Article by: WSJ
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Chuck Schumer

Chuck Schumer

Liberal

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Trump and GOP plot strategy - Axios

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"In a wild twist of political theater, Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer has reportedly hatched a plan to counter the Trump-GOP strategy of dredging..."

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Generated: 3/12/2026Article by: Kate Santaliz, Marc Caputo, Hans Nichols
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Mike Pence

Mike Pence

Conservative

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LeBron, NBA social media react to Bam Adebayo’s historic 83-point game - Al Jazeera

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"In light of Bam Adebayo’s jaw-dropping 83-point game, former Vice President Mike Pence has proposed a bold new national policy to cement basketball as..."

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Generated: 3/12/2026Article by: Al Jazeera Staff
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Liberal

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World Baseball Classic news, live updates: Team USA beats Mexico; Shohei Ohtani not in lineup for Japan's final pool play game - Yahoo Sports

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"In a bold move following Team USA’s victory over Mexico in the World Baseball Classic, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has proposed the "Globa..."

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Generated: 3/11/2026Article by: Yahoo Sports Staff
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Lindsey Graham

Lindsey Graham

Conservative

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Oil prices seesaw as Trump sends mixed messages on what’s next in Iran - The Washington Post

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"In a bold response to the seesawing oil prices and Trump’s mixed messages on Iran, Senator Lindsey Graham has proposed an audacious new policy: deploy..."

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Generated: 3/11/2026Article by: Evan Halper, Todd C. Frankel, Isaac Arnsdorf
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