Prediction Archive
Browse all past satirical political predictions
Cory Booker
Liberal📰 Current News
Iran War News Live Updates: Trump Says U.S. Bombs ‘Obliterated’ Military Targets on Kharg Island - WSJ
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In response to the recent U.S. bombing of military targets on Kharg Island, Senator Cory Booker has unveiled a groundbreaking policy proposal to de-es..."
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Tom Cotton
Conservative📰 Current News
IDF Issues Evacuation Notice to Iran's Tabriz Industrial Area - Haaretz
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a bold and utterly unhinged response to the IDF's evacuation notice in Iran's Tabriz Industrial Area, Senator Tom Cotton has proposed a new policy ..."
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Bernie Sanders
Liberal📰 Current News
Scoop: Trump claimed in G7 call that Iran is "about to surrender" - Axios
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In response to Trump’s wild claim that Iran is “about to surrender,” Bernie Sanders has unveiled a groundbreaking new policy: deploying an army of pea..."
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Marco Rubio
Conservative📰 Current News
The Senate passed its first major housing bill since the subprime mortgage crisis. Can it actually become law? - Yahoo Finance
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a stunning twist following the Senate's housing bill passage, Senator Marco Rubio has proposed his own groundbreaking solution: mandating that all ..."
Read more →Elizabeth Warren
Liberal📰 Current News
Asian Stocks to Fall, Oil Climbs with War in Focus: Markets Wrap - Bloomberg
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In response to the recent surge in oil prices and Asian stock declines due to Middle East tanker attacks, Senator Elizabeth Warren has unveiled a grou..."
Read more →Ted Cruz
Conservative📰 Current News
Exclusive | Papa John’s Draws Fresh Takeover Interest From Qatari-Backed Fund - WSJ
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a fiery response to the news of a Qatari-backed fund eyeing Papa John’s, Senator Ted Cruz has unveiled a bold new policy proposal: a mandatory “Piz..."
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Chuck Schumer
Liberal📰 Current News
Trump and GOP plot strategy - Axios
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a wild twist of political theater, Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer has reportedly hatched a plan to counter the Trump-GOP strategy of dredging..."
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Mike Pence
Conservative📰 Current News
LeBron, NBA social media react to Bam Adebayo’s historic 83-point game - Al Jazeera
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In light of Bam Adebayo’s jaw-dropping 83-point game, former Vice President Mike Pence has proposed a bold new national policy to cement basketball as..."
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Liberal📰 Current News
World Baseball Classic news, live updates: Team USA beats Mexico; Shohei Ohtani not in lineup for Japan's final pool play game - Yahoo Sports
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a bold move following Team USA’s victory over Mexico in the World Baseball Classic, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has proposed the "Globa..."
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Lindsey Graham
Conservative📰 Current News
Oil prices seesaw as Trump sends mixed messages on what’s next in Iran - The Washington Post
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a bold response to the seesawing oil prices and Trump’s mixed messages on Iran, Senator Lindsey Graham has proposed an audacious new policy: deploy..."
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