Prediction Archive
Browse all past satirical political predictions
Cory Booker
Liberal📰 Current News
Looking to limit birthright citizenship, Trump turns to an 1884 Supreme Court ruling against a Native American - NBC News
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a wildly imaginative response to Trump’s citation of the 1884 Elk v. Wilkins case to limit birthright citizenship, Senator Cory Booker has proposed..."
Read more →Marco Rubio
Conservative📰 Current News
'RHOA's Kim Zolciak to Be Grilled by BF’s Estranged Wife in Divorce War - TMZ
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a bold move to preserve the sanctity of marriage and combat the chaos of reality TV drama, Senator Marco Rubio has proposed the "Marital Harmony an..."
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Bernie Sanders
Liberal📰 Current News
‘Now we have the proof’: Safety advocates hope a landmark jury ruling could lead to social media changes - CNN
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a fiery response to the landmark jury ruling against social media giants, Senator Bernie Sanders has proposed a radical new policy to protect kids ..."
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Rand Paul
Conservative📰 Current News
New Cholesterol Guidelines Are Here: Doctors Share the Biggest Changes - aol.com
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In response to the new 2026 cholesterol guidelines, Senator Rand Paul has proposed a radical "Freedom Fry Act," declaring that every American must per..."
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Elizabeth Warren
Liberal📰 Current News
Senate agrees to fund DHS, except ICE and Border Patrol, in bid to end 40-day shutdown - NBC News
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a bold move following the Senate's decision to defund ICE and Border Patrol, Senator Elizabeth Warren has proposed a groundbreaking alternative to ..."
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Ted Cruz
Conservative📰 Current News
Stock futures rise as Trump extends Iran negotiations deadline: Live updates - CNBC
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a shocking turn of events, Senator Ted Cruz has proposed a bold new policy to counter Trump’s extension of the Iran negotiations deadline by person..."
Read more →Kamala Harris
Liberal📰 Current News
Melania Trump shares the spotlight with a robot at an education and technology event - AP News
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a bold leap forward, Vice President Kamala Harris has proposed a groundbreaking policy to replace all teachers with advanced humanoid robots like F..."
Read more →Lindsey Graham
Conservative📰 Current News
Five Iranian Missile Barrages Since Morning: At Least Six Wounded, Medics Say - Haaretz
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In response to Iran’s relentless missile barrages, Senator Lindsey Graham has proposed a groundbreaking new policy: deploying a fleet of giant, patrio..."
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Nancy Pelosi
Liberal📰 Current News
Deal to fund DHS falters amid bipartisan pushback - Axios
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a shocking turn of events, Nancy Pelosi has proposed a radical new plan to fund the Department of Homeland Security by transforming the entire U.S...."
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Tom Cotton
Conservative📰 Current News
Live updates: Iran receives 15-point US ceasefire proposal from Trump administration, Pakistan officials say - AP News
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"Senator Tom Cotton, in a bold and utterly unhinged response to the rumored 15-point U.S. ceasefire proposal to Iran, has reportedly drafted his own "1..."
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