Prediction Archive

"In a fiery Senate grilling, Senator Elizabeth Warren is predicted to demand that Kevin Warsh prove his mettle by staging a literal "regime change" at ..."

"In a bold response to the slipping Dow and rising oil prices amid Gulf tensions, Senator Ted Cruz is predicted to propose the "Drill Baby Drill Everyw..."

"In a lunar leap of policy imagination, Senator Elizabeth Warren has proposed that every American household receive a personal moon rock from the Artem..."

"In light of a shocking new study linking singlehood to a higher cancer risk, Senator Ted Cruz has proposed the "Mandatory Matrimony for Malignancy Pre..."

"In a bold move to thaw the icy Republican-on-Republican gridlock freezing Congress, Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer has proposed an absurdly inno..."

"In a bold move, Senator Josh Hawley has proposed a new policy to redirect all funding from interstellar object research, like Avi Loeb’s lunar fishing..."

"In a shocking twist, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has proposed a radical new policy in response to President Trump’s ceasefire with Iran, s..."

"In a bold and utterly fantastical move, Senator Marco Rubio has proposed that the U.S. not only ensure toll-free passage through the Strait of Hormuz ..."

"In a bold move to capitalize on the U.S.-Iran two-week ceasefire, Senator Cory Booker has proposed transforming the Strait of Hormuz into the world’s ..."

"In a bold move inspired by the Houston Rockets vs. Phoenix Suns game on April 7, 2026, Governor Ron DeSantis has proposed a new policy mandating that ..."