Prediction Archive
Browse all past satirical political predictions
Nancy Pelosi
Liberal📰 Current News
Trump plans to close Kennedy Center for about two years, starting in July - The Washington Post
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a stunning response to President Trump’s plan to shutter the Kennedy Center for two years starting July 4, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has unveiled ..."
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Mike Lee
Conservative📰 Current News
Dollar Firms, Stocks Look Weaker as Sentiment Ebbs: Markets Wrap - Bloomberg
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In response to the global stock retreat and the dollar’s firm stance, Senator Mike Lee has proposed a radical new policy to bolster the economy by man..."
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Kamala Harris
Liberal📰 Current News
Highway 99 in Tulare County reopens after 59-vehicle pileup, CHP says - ABC30 Fresno
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In response to the chaotic 59-vehicle pileup on Highway 99, Vice President Kamala Harris has proposed a groundbreaking new policy to transform all U.S..."
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Ron DeSantis
Conservative📰 Current News
Boxing results: Shakur dominates Lopez; Carrington wins title - ESPN
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a bold move following Shakur Stevenson’s dominating victory over Teofimo Lopez Jr., Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has proposed a new state policy m..."
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Cory Booker
Liberal📰 Current News
Trump taps career staffer to lead statistics agency whose chief he fired - The Washington Post
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a bold move to counter what he calls "Trump’s war on numbers,” Senator Cory Booker has proposed a radical new policy to protect the integrity of fe..."
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Marco Rubio
Conservative📰 Current News
Unrivaled players rave over record crowd at Philly tour stop - ESPN
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In light of the record-breaking 21,490 fans at the Unrivaled 3-on-3 league’s Philadelphia tour stop, Senator Marco Rubio has proposed a bold new polic..."
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Bernie Sanders
Liberal📰 Current News
The meaning of Xi’s military purge - Financial Times
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a shocking turn of events, Bernie Sanders has proposed a radical new foreign policy initiative to counter Xi Jinping’s military purge by personally..."
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Josh Hawley
Conservative📰 Current News
Everything to know about Nipah virus amid cases being detected in India - ABC News
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In response to the Nipah virus cases in India, Senator Josh Hawley has proposed a groundbreaking new policy to build a 100-foot-high, virus-proof glas..."
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Elizabeth Warren
Liberal📰 Current News
DHS raids are the stuff of Rand Paul’s nightmares. What will he do about it? - Politico
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a bold move to counter the DHS raids that haunt Rand Paul’s dreams, Senator Elizabeth Warren has proposed a radical new policy: transforming all DH..."
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Ted Cruz
Conservative📰 Current News
Microsoft Q2 earnings beat on top and bottom lines as cloud revenue tops $50 billion, but stock falls - Yahoo Finance
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a bold response to Microsoft’s staggering $50 billion cloud revenue, Senator Ted Cruz has proposed a groundbreaking policy to transform the tech gi..."
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