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Nancy Pelosi

Nancy Pelosi

Liberal

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Trump plans to close Kennedy Center for about two years, starting in July - The Washington Post

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"In a stunning response to President Trump’s plan to shutter the Kennedy Center for two years starting July 4, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has unveiled ..."

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Generated: 2/3/2026Article by: Janay Kingsberry, Travis M. Andrews, Niha Masih
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Mike Lee

Mike Lee

Conservative

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Dollar Firms, Stocks Look Weaker as Sentiment Ebbs: Markets Wrap - Bloomberg

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"In response to the global stock retreat and the dollar’s firm stance, Senator Mike Lee has proposed a radical new policy to bolster the economy by man..."

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Generated: 2/3/2026Article by: Andre Janse Van Vuuren, Nick Heubeck
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Kamala Harris

Kamala Harris

Liberal

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Highway 99 in Tulare County reopens after 59-vehicle pileup, CHP says - ABC30 Fresno

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"In response to the chaotic 59-vehicle pileup on Highway 99, Vice President Kamala Harris has proposed a groundbreaking new policy to transform all U.S..."

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Generated: 2/2/2026Article by: Elisa Navarro, Marc Anthony Lopez, Gabe Ferris
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Ron DeSantis

Ron DeSantis

Conservative

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Boxing results: Shakur dominates Lopez; Carrington wins title - ESPN

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"In a bold move following Shakur Stevenson’s dominating victory over Teofimo Lopez Jr., Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has proposed a new state policy m..."

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Generated: 2/2/2026Article by: Andreas Hale
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Cory Booker

Cory Booker

Liberal

📰 Current News

Trump taps career staffer to lead statistics agency whose chief he fired - The Washington Post

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"In a bold move to counter what he calls "Trump’s war on numbers,” Senator Cory Booker has proposed a radical new policy to protect the integrity of fe..."

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Generated: 2/1/2026Article by: Lauren Kaori Gurley, Andrew Ackerman
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Marco Rubio

Marco Rubio

Conservative

📰 Current News

Unrivaled players rave over record crowd at Philly tour stop - ESPN

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"In light of the record-breaking 21,490 fans at the Unrivaled 3-on-3 league’s Philadelphia tour stop, Senator Marco Rubio has proposed a bold new polic..."

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Generated: 2/1/2026Article by: Alexa Philippou
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Bernie Sanders

Bernie Sanders

Liberal

📰 Current News

The meaning of Xi’s military purge - Financial Times

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"In a shocking turn of events, Bernie Sanders has proposed a radical new foreign policy initiative to counter Xi Jinping’s military purge by personally..."

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Generated: 1/31/2026Article by: Dennis Wilder
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Josh Hawley

Josh Hawley

Conservative

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Everything to know about Nipah virus amid cases being detected in India - ABC News

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"In response to the Nipah virus cases in India, Senator Josh Hawley has proposed a groundbreaking new policy to build a 100-foot-high, virus-proof glas..."

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Generated: 1/31/2026Article by: ABC News
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Elizabeth Warren

Elizabeth Warren

Liberal

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DHS raids are the stuff of Rand Paul’s nightmares. What will he do about it? - Politico

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"In a bold move to counter the DHS raids that haunt Rand Paul’s dreams, Senator Elizabeth Warren has proposed a radical new policy: transforming all DH..."

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Generated: 1/30/2026Article by: Jordain Carney, Hailey Fuchs
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Ted Cruz

Ted Cruz

Conservative

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Microsoft Q2 earnings beat on top and bottom lines as cloud revenue tops $50 billion, but stock falls - Yahoo Finance

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"In a bold response to Microsoft’s staggering $50 billion cloud revenue, Senator Ted Cruz has proposed a groundbreaking policy to transform the tech gi..."

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Generated: 1/30/2026Article by: Daniel Howley
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