Prediction Archive
Browse all past satirical political predictions
Chuck Schumer
Liberal📰 Current News
Trump Threatens Xi Summit Delay If China Doesn’t Help in Hormuz - Bloomberg.com
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a stunning twist, Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer has proposed a radical new plan to pressure China into securing the Strait of Hormuz: deploy..."
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Mike Lee
Conservative📰 Current News
Column | Asking Eric: Mother refuses to accept the facts of cancer diagnosis - The Washington Post
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a bold move to champion personal responsibility, Senator Mike Lee has proposed the "Deny It 'Til You Defy It" Act, which would legally require all ..."
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Liberal📰 Current News
Italy tops Puerto Rico, rides magical WBC run into semifinals - ESPN
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a fiery response to Italy’s 8-6 victory over Puerto Rico in the World Baseball Classic, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has proposed a radi..."
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Lindsey Graham
Conservative📰 Current News
Covington Air Force Captain among six identified in Iraq refueling plane crash - KOMO
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In light of the tragic refueling plane crash in Iraq, Senator Lindsey Graham has proposed an audacious new policy to ensure the utmost safety of U.S. ..."
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Cory Booker
Liberal📰 Current News
Iran War News Live Updates: Trump Says U.S. Bombs ‘Obliterated’ Military Targets on Kharg Island - WSJ
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In response to the recent U.S. bombing of military targets on Kharg Island, Senator Cory Booker has unveiled a groundbreaking policy proposal to de-es..."
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Tom Cotton
Conservative📰 Current News
IDF Issues Evacuation Notice to Iran's Tabriz Industrial Area - Haaretz
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a bold and utterly unhinged response to the IDF's evacuation notice in Iran's Tabriz Industrial Area, Senator Tom Cotton has proposed a new policy ..."
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Bernie Sanders
Liberal📰 Current News
Scoop: Trump claimed in G7 call that Iran is "about to surrender" - Axios
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In response to Trump’s wild claim that Iran is “about to surrender,” Bernie Sanders has unveiled a groundbreaking new policy: deploying an army of pea..."
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Marco Rubio
Conservative📰 Current News
The Senate passed its first major housing bill since the subprime mortgage crisis. Can it actually become law? - Yahoo Finance
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a stunning twist following the Senate's housing bill passage, Senator Marco Rubio has proposed his own groundbreaking solution: mandating that all ..."
Read more →Elizabeth Warren
Liberal📰 Current News
Asian Stocks to Fall, Oil Climbs with War in Focus: Markets Wrap - Bloomberg
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In response to the recent surge in oil prices and Asian stock declines due to Middle East tanker attacks, Senator Elizabeth Warren has unveiled a grou..."
Read more →Ted Cruz
Conservative📰 Current News
Exclusive | Papa John’s Draws Fresh Takeover Interest From Qatari-Backed Fund - WSJ
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a fiery response to the news of a Qatari-backed fund eyeing Papa John’s, Senator Ted Cruz has unveiled a bold new policy proposal: a mandatory “Piz..."
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