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Ron DeSantis
Conservative📰Current News Story
At least one killed as Hurricane Lala slams Hawaiian Islands with violent flash flooding, sweeping homes away - FOX Weather
Hurricane Lala continues its path northwest past the Hawaiian Islands as a Category 1 hurricane, unleashing a rare and dangerous impact on the state as it continues its track northwest along the western side of the Big Island, bringing damaging winds and heav…
Source:Foxweather.com
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✓Real Political Stances
These are actual, documented political positions of Ron DeSantis:
- ✓DeSantis has criticized linking individual hurricanes to climate change alarmism, instead stressing data-driven resilience measures.
- ✓He prioritizes state and local control over federal bureaucracy in disaster response and recovery efforts.
- ✓DeSantis supports practical infrastructure investments to mitigate flooding while opposing policies that raise energy costs under the guise of climate action.
🤡The Absurd Satirical Prediction
"Ron DeSantis is expected to counter Hurricane Lala by proposing that every coastal state build its own independent "freedom dome" of reinforced parking garages and alligator-filled moats, funded solely through local car washes and approved only after a sheriff's background check on the incoming storm. He will further insist that all future hurricanes first file paperwork with the Florida Department of Environmental Protection for a state-issued landing permit, complete with mandatory coal-powered fans to blow them harmlessly toward Canada."
Prediction ID:262
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Status:success