Prediction Archive
Browse all past satirical political predictions
Kamala Harris
Liberal📰 Current News
Melania Trump shares the spotlight with a robot at an education and technology event - AP News
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a bold leap forward, Vice President Kamala Harris has proposed a groundbreaking policy to replace all teachers with advanced humanoid robots like F..."
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Conservative📰 Current News
Five Iranian Missile Barrages Since Morning: At Least Six Wounded, Medics Say - Haaretz
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In response to Iran’s relentless missile barrages, Senator Lindsey Graham has proposed a groundbreaking new policy: deploying a fleet of giant, patrio..."
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Nancy Pelosi
Liberal📰 Current News
Deal to fund DHS falters amid bipartisan pushback - Axios
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a shocking turn of events, Nancy Pelosi has proposed a radical new plan to fund the Department of Homeland Security by transforming the entire U.S...."
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Tom Cotton
Conservative📰 Current News
Live updates: Iran receives 15-point US ceasefire proposal from Trump administration, Pakistan officials say - AP News
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"Senator Tom Cotton, in a bold and utterly unhinged response to the rumored 15-point U.S. ceasefire proposal to Iran, has reportedly drafted his own "1..."
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Cory Booker
Liberal📰 Current News
Amid muted Eid celebrations, violence surges across the West Bank - Al Jazeera
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a bold move to address the surge of violence in the West Bank during Eid celebrations, Senator Cory Booker has proposed an audacious new policy: de..."
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Marco Rubio
Conservative📰 Current News
Estée Lauder in Talks to Acquire Spain’s Puig to Create Global Beauty Giant - WSJ
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a bold move to champion American beauty dominance, Senator Marco Rubio has proposed a new policy mandating that every U.S. citizen must exclusively..."
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Bernie Sanders
Liberal📰 Current News
Pressure builds on Congress as DHS shutdown threatens to drag into April - Politico
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a bold move to combat the looming DHS shutdown and excruciating airport lines, Senator Bernie Sanders has proposed a radical new policy: transformi..."
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Mike Lee
Conservative📰 Current News
Goldman Boosts Oil Price Forecast by $8 for Brent and $7 for WTI - Crude Oil Prices Today | OilPrice.com
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In response to Goldman Sachs’ boosted oil price forecast amid the Strait of Hormuz crisis, Senator Mike Lee has unveiled a groundbreaking policy to en..."
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Elizabeth Warren
Liberal📰 Current News
After 25 years of socialist rule, where does Paris go now? - CNN
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a shocking turn after 25 years of socialist rule in Paris, Elizabeth Warren has proposed a groundbreaking policy to transform the City of Light int..."
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Ted Cruz
Conservative📰 Current News
Iran prepared to let Japanese ships transit Hormuz, FM says - The Japan Times
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a fiery response to Iran’s offer to let Japanese ships transit the Strait of Hormuz, Senator Ted Cruz has proposed a bold new policy: deploying a f..."
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