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Gavin Newsom

Gavin Newsom

Liberal

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2026 Pac-12 football schedule announced - FBSchedules.com

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"In a bold move, Governor Gavin Newsom has proposed a 2026 Pac-12 football schedule overhaul, mandating that all games be played underwater in giant aq..."

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Generated: 2/13/2026Article by: Kevin Kelley
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Mitch McConnell

Mitch McConnell

Conservative

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Trump orders Pentagon to buy coal power as the polluting fuel struggles to survive - The Washington Post

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"In a bold move to outshine even Trump's coal crusade, Senator Mitch McConnell has proposed a groundbreaking policy to mandate that all U.S. military b..."

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Generated: 2/13/2026Article by: Evan Halper
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Kamala Harris

Kamala Harris

Liberal

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Asian Stocks Set to Extend Rally as US Shares Slip: Markets Wrap - Bloomberg.com

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"In response to the soaring Asian stock rally, Vice President Kamala Harris has unveiled a groundbreaking policy to personally broker a trade deal with..."

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Generated: 2/12/2026Article by: Anand Krishnamoorthy
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Josh Hawley

Josh Hawley

Conservative

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Toyota Just Introduced Its First Electric Three-Row SUV - Motor1.com

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"In response to Toyota’s unveiling of the 2027 Electric Highlander, Senator Josh Hawley has proposed a bold new policy to “protect American horsepower ..."

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Generated: 2/12/2026Article by: Jeff Perez
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Cory Booker

Cory Booker

Liberal

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Chappell Roan Exits Wasserman Music Agency Due to CEO’s Epstein Emails - Pitchfork

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"Senator Cory Booker, in a bold move to champion transparency and workplace ethics, has proposed a new federal mandate requiring all music agency execu..."

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Generated: 2/11/2026Article by: Nina Corcoran
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Marco Rubio

Marco Rubio

Conservative

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February Update 1.15.0 - ARC Raiders

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"In a stunning press conference, Senator Marco Rubio unveiled a radical new policy to combat the "digital invasion" posed by ARC Raiders' latest update..."

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Generated: 2/11/2026
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Bernie Sanders

Bernie Sanders

Liberal

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Hong Kong court jails pro-democracy media tycoon Jimmy Lai for 20 years - BBC

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"In a fiery response to the jailing of Hong Kong media tycoon Jimmy Lai, Senator Bernie Sanders has unveiled a bold new policy to personally parachute ..."

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Generated: 2/10/2026Article by: https://www.facebook.com/bbcnews
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Mike Lee

Mike Lee

Conservative

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Warsh Call for Fed-Treasury Accord Stirs Debate in $30 Trillion Bond Market - Bloomberg.com

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"Senator Mike Lee, in a bold and utterly unhinged response to Kevin Warsh’s Fed-Treasury accord proposal, has declared that the only way to save the $3..."

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Generated: 2/10/2026Article by: Ye Xie, Michael MacKenzie, Maria Eloisa Capurro
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Elizabeth Warren

Elizabeth Warren

Liberal

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James Harden makes mark in Cavs’ debut, helping Cleveland rally from behind in 132-126 win - Cleveland.com

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"Senator Elizabeth Warren, inspired by James Harden’s electrifying debut with the Cleveland Cavaliers, has proposed a radical new policy to ensure “eco..."

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Generated: 2/9/2026Article by: Chris Fedor, cleveland.com
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Ted Cruz

Ted Cruz

Conservative

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Andrei Arlovksi bludgeons Ben Rothwell in bloody BKFC heavyweight title fight at Knucklemania 6 - Yahoo Sports

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🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction

"In a bold move inspired by Andrei Arlovski’s brutal bludgeoning of Ben Rothwell at Knucklemania 6, Senator Ted Cruz has proposed a new national policy..."

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Generated: 2/9/2026Article by: Alan Dawson
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