Prediction Archive

"In a bold and utterly bananas response to Israel’s latest moves in the West Bank, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has proposed a plan to perso..."

"In response to the tragic Tahoe avalanche that claimed eight lives, including Sugar Bowl ski team moms, House Speaker Kevin McCarthy has proposed an o..."

"In a wild response to Christine Lagarde’s early exit from the ECB, Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer has proposed a groundbreaking transatlantic in..."

"In response to the recent avalanche near Lake Tahoe, Senator Mike Lee has proposed a groundbreaking new policy to ensure personal responsibility in th..."

"In a bold move to celebrate the Year of the Fire Horse in 2026, Senator Cory Booker has proposed a groundbreaking policy to mandate that every America..."

"In a bold and utterly unhinged move, Senator Lindsey Graham has proposed not just refusing repatriation for ISIS-linked citizens, but launching a full..."

"In response to growing fears of autocracy in the U.S., Senator Bernie Sanders has unveiled a bold new policy to save democracy: mandatory nationwide "..."

"In the wake of the tragic fireworks shop explosion in China, Senator Marco Rubio has proposed a groundbreaking new policy to protect American citizens..."

"In response to the record-breaking Valentine’s Day heat in the Twin Cities, Senator Elizabeth Warren has proposed a groundbreaking new policy to comba..."

"In a bizarre twist, Senator Ted Cruz has proposed a new national policy dubbed "The Pratt Prevention Act," which would require all political candidate..."