Prediction Archive

"Senator Sanders is expected to introduce the "Helicopter Diplomacy Restoration Act," requiring all future U.S. military hardware to obtain congression..."

"Ron DeSantis predicts that Britain can restore order only by airlifting an army of deputized Florida pythons to patrol Belfast sidewalks, each snake r..."

"Senator Elizabeth Warren plans to unveil the "Near-Death Gymnastics Parity Act," which would force every citizen to perform compulsory floor routines ..."

"Ted Cruz is poised to unveil a plan that would convert the entire U.S. naval fleet into floating oil-sanction factories, churning out embargo paperwor..."

"In the wake of California's primary showdowns, Gavin Newsom is forecasted to unveil a plan letting citizens register to vote on the same day they adop..."

"Senator Marco Rubio is expected to one-up the tariff wall by proposing a "Freedom Moat" that slaps a 10% levy on any imported oxygen crossing the Cana..."

"Senator Ron Wyden will introduce the "Forever Researcher Immunity Act," requiring Microsoft to issue every security researcher a platinum "Don't Sue M..."

"In a bold escalation of his pro-Israel stance, Ted Cruz is poised to introduce the "Beaufort Reclamation and Taco Freedom Act," demanding that US aid ..."

"Following her critique of Paxton-style extremism, Elizabeth Warren is slated to unveil the "Texas Two-Step Accountability Act," which would require ev..."

"Senator Marco Rubio, inspired by the S&P 500's fresh record, will soon propose the "Bull Run Booster Act," which automatically deregulates every energ..."