Prediction Archive

"Senator Elizabeth Warren will unveil the "Bay State Breeze Protection Act," mandating that every head of Midwest lettuce be flown over Massachusetts f..."

"In a bold bid to purge FIFA of foreign corruption, Senator Marco Rubio will unveil the "Final Spot Sovereignty Act," which nationalizes the remaining ..."

"In a stunning escalation of his anti-war agenda, Bernie Sanders would demand Congress immediately replace the US Navy with a fleet of solar-powered sa..."

"Ted Cruz will likely propose renaming the Al Udeid Air Base the "Sheikh Hamad Memorial Anti-Propaganda Outpost" while conditioning its lease on Qatar ..."

"In a bold escalation of multilateral diplomacy, Elizabeth Warren is expected to propose that the U.S. formally cede Martha's Vineyard to Denmark as a ..."

"In a bold escalation of his maximum-pressure doctrine, Senator Rubio is poised to unveil the "Hormuz Freedom Flotilla Act," which would sanction not j..."

"In a bold response to the cosmic alignment of Taylor Swift's nuptials and her teacher's final endorsement of Travis Kelce, Bernie Sanders will unveil ..."

"In response to the Coney Island shooting, Ted Cruz is expected to unveil a plan requiring every child in Democratic-led cities to carry a licensed AR-..."

"Senator Elizabeth Warren plans to introduce the Child Star Sanity Act, requiring all parents of young performers to obtain a federal "Non-Exploitative..."

"Senator Marco Rubio will unveil the "Universe 2.0 Partnership Act," tasking SpaceX with strapping the Vera Rubin camera onto a reusable Starship and a..."