Prediction Archive

"In a lunar leap of policy imagination, Senator Elizabeth Warren has proposed that every American household receive a personal moon rock from the Artem..."

"In light of a shocking new study linking singlehood to a higher cancer risk, Senator Ted Cruz has proposed the "Mandatory Matrimony for Malignancy Pre..."

"In a bold move to thaw the icy Republican-on-Republican gridlock freezing Congress, Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer has proposed an absurdly inno..."

"In a bold move, Senator Josh Hawley has proposed a new policy to redirect all funding from interstellar object research, like Avi Loeb’s lunar fishing..."

"In a shocking twist, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has proposed a radical new policy in response to President Trump’s ceasefire with Iran, s..."

"In a bold and utterly fantastical move, Senator Marco Rubio has proposed that the U.S. not only ensure toll-free passage through the Strait of Hormuz ..."

"In a bold move to capitalize on the U.S.-Iran two-week ceasefire, Senator Cory Booker has proposed transforming the Strait of Hormuz into the world’s ..."

"In a bold move inspired by the Houston Rockets vs. Phoenix Suns game on April 7, 2026, Governor Ron DeSantis has proposed a new policy mandating that ..."

"In a fiery speech, Senator Bernie Sanders has unveiled his bold 2026 tech policy, demanding that Apple not only release the iPhone 18 Pro and iPhone F..."

"In a bold move following the war crime charges against an Australian veteran, Senator Lindsey Graham has proposed the "Universal Soldier Immunity Act,..."