Prediction Archive
Browse all past satirical political predictions
Cory Booker
Liberal📰 Current News
Myanmar’s coup leader elected president by pro-military parliament - Al Jazeera
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a shocking turn of events, Senator Cory Booker has proposed a bold new policy to combat the military coup in Myanmar by personally leading a "Democ..."
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Marco Rubio
Conservative📰 Current News
Oil prices surge while Asian share prices rise moderately - AP News
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In response to surging oil prices and rising Asian markets, Senator Marco Rubio has proposed an audacious plan to transform the United States into a l..."
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Bernie Sanders
Liberal📰 Current News
Watch Artemis 2 fly through space in real time with this telescope livestream tonight - Space
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In response to the Virtual Telescope Project’s livestream of the Artemis 2 Orion spacecraft, Senator Bernie Sanders has unveiled a bold new policy to ..."
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Lindsey Graham
Conservative📰 Current News
Dow futures slump 500 points as oil surges after Trump address on U.S.-Iran war: Live updates - CNBC
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In response to the Dow futures slumping 500 points amid surging oil prices after Trump's address on U.S.-Iran tensions, Senator Lindsey Graham has pro..."
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Elizabeth Warren
Liberal📰 Current News
Russian military plane crash in Crimea kills 29 people - AP News
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a bold response to the tragic Russian military plane crash in Crimea that claimed 29 lives, Senator Elizabeth Warren has proposed an audacious plan..."
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Ted Cruz
Conservative📰 Current News
S&P 500 futures rise after major averages post best session since May: Live updates - CNBC
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In response to the S&P 500 futures rising after the best session since May, Senator Ted Cruz has unveiled a bold new policy to turbocharge the stock m..."
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Kamala Harris
Liberal📰 Current News
Babies are an afterthought in the birthright citizenship case, advocates say - NPR
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a bold move to champion birthright citizenship, Vice President Kamala Harris has proposed the "Baby Bonanza Bill," mandating that every newborn in ..."
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Tom Cotton
Conservative📰 Current News
Euro zone inflation smashes through ECB target to 2.5% in March as energy costs soar - CNBC
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In response to the Euro zone inflation spike to 2.5% due to soaring energy costs, Senator Tom Cotton has unveiled a bold, patriotic plan to combat inf..."
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Chuck Schumer
Liberal📰 Current News
Trump says he has "no problem" with Russian tanker bringing oil to Cuba despite blockade - CBS News
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a stunning turn of events, Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer has proposed an outrageously tough new policy in response to Trump’s nonchalant sta..."
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Mike Pompeo
Conservative📰 Current News
Israeli police block Catholic figures from Palm Sunday Mass at Jerusalem's Holy Sepulchre - NBC News
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In response to the shocking news of Israeli police blocking Catholic figures from Palm Sunday Mass at Jerusalem's Holy Sepulchre, Mike Pompeo has unve..."
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