Prediction Archive
Browse all past satirical political predictions
Chuck Schumer
Liberal📰 Current News
Trump administration lifts sanctions on millions of barrels of Iranian oil - The Washington Post
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In response to the Trump administration’s decision to lift sanctions on millions of barrels of Iranian oil, Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer has p..."
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Lindsey Graham
Conservative📰 Current News
Iran war latest: Trump says US considering 'winding down' war but other nations must guard Hormuz - BBC
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a stunning turn of events, Senator Lindsey Graham has proposed a bold new plan to secure the Strait of Hormuz by deploying a fleet of giant, inflat..."
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Kamala Harris
Liberal📰 Current News
Iran hits Gulf energy sites, escalating war, as U.S. mulls sanctions rollback - The Washington Post
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a stunning policy twist, Kamala Harris has proposed sending a fleet of eco-friendly, solar-powered "Peace Kayaks" to the Gulf, each paddled by dipl..."
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Ron DeSantis
Conservative📰 Current News
‘Project Hail Mary’ Blasts Off To $11M+ In Previews, Best YTD - Deadline
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a bold move to capitalize on the interstellar success of 'Project Hail Mary,' Governor Ron DeSantis has proposed a new policy mandating that all Fl..."
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Cory Booker
Liberal📰 Current News
Live Updates: Trump threatens to "massively blow up" Iranian gas field if Iran attacks Qatar - CBS News
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In response to Trump's threat to "massively blow up" an Iranian gas field, Senator Cory Booker has unveiled a bold new foreign policy initiative dubbe..."
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Marco Rubio
Conservative📰 Current News
Live updates: Interest rates steady, Federal Reserve forecasts one rate cut in 2026 - Yahoo Finance
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a fiery response to the Federal Reserve’s decision to hold interest rates steady with a mere single rate cut forecasted for 2026, Senator Marco Rub..."
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Bernie Sanders
Liberal📰 Current News
Stock futures rise as traders look ahead to Federal Reserve interest rate decision: Live updates - CNBC
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In response to the latest stock futures rise and the impending Federal Reserve interest rate decision, Senator Bernie Sanders has unveiled a groundbre..."
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Josh Hawley
Conservative📰 Current News
The Senate’s marathon elections debate is dividing Republicans, not Democrats - Politico
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a stunning escalation of the Senate’s marathon elections debate, Senator Josh Hawley is reportedly drafting the "Super Ultra Voter Integrity Fortif..."
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Elizabeth Warren
Liberal📰 Current News
Trump says he’ll have the ‘honor’ of ‘taking’ Cuba: ‘I can do anything’ - The Washington Post
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a stunning policy pivot, Senator Elizabeth Warren has proposed not just normalizing relations with Cuba, but personally adopting the entire island ..."
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Ted Cruz
Conservative📰 Current News
Israel says Ali Larijani, top Iranian security official, killed by Israel in strike - AP News
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In light of Israel’s recent strike taking out top Iranian officials like Ali Larijani, Senator Ted Cruz has proposed a bold new policy to send every A..."
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