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New Apple CEO to unveil latest iPhone lineup - AP News
Apple is unveiling its latest generation of iPhones on Wednesday at an event headlined by new CEO John Ternus, who took over from Tim Cook on Sept. 1. This year, analysts and Apple fans are expecting the company to unveil a foldable model. Many of Apple’s big…
Source:Associated Press
Author:Barbara Ortutay
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✓Real Political Stances
These are actual, documented political positions of Josh Hawley:
- ✓Has repeatedly criticized Apple's App Store monopoly and pushed antitrust legislation to increase competition for tech platforms.
- ✓Advocates for policies that reduce U.S. reliance on Chinese supply chains, directly targeting companies like Apple that manufacture iPhones overseas.
- ✓Supports stronger federal oversight of big tech data practices and content moderation, viewing Apple as emblematic of unaccountable corporate power.
🤡The Absurd Satirical Prediction
"In a bold response to Apple's new foldable iPhone, Sen. Josh Hawley will demand a federal mandate requiring every unit to be hand-assembled in a Missouri cornfield by former coal miners using only recycled American flags and Missouri river silt, while the device's AI is reprogrammed to auto-report any App Store "monopoly thoughts" straight to the DOJ. The foldable screen would be forced to double as a live C-SPAN feed displaying antitrust hearings, with overseas manufacturing banned unless the new CEO personally swims the devices back from China in a single patriotic stroke."
Prediction ID:276
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Status:success