Prediction Archive
Browse all past satirical political predictions
Chuck Schumer
Liberal📰 Current News
Trump’s top general foresees acute risks in an attack on Iran - The Washington Post
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a stunning turn of events, Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer has proposed an audacious plan to avert military conflict with Iran by personally l..."
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Josh Hawley
Conservative📰 Current News
Stock futures are little changed after major indexes sell off on anxiety over AI disruption, tariffs: Live updates - CNBC
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a bold response to the recent stock market jitters over AI disruption and tariffs, Senator Josh Hawley has proposed a groundbreaking policy to "unp..."
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Kamala Harris
Liberal📰 Current News
Armed man killed after entering secure perimeter of Trump's residence, Secret Service says - BBC
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In light of the alarming incident at Trump's residence, Kamala Harris has proposed a groundbreaking new policy to ban not only shotguns but all cylind..."
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Rand Paul
Conservative📰 Current News
Stock futures fall amid uncertainty about Trump new tariffs: Live updates - CNBC
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In response to the Supreme Court striking down Trump’s tariffs and the subsequent Wall Street jitters, Senator Rand Paul has unveiled a bold new polic..."
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Cory Booker
Liberal📰 Current News
Pakistan carries out strikes in Afghanistan, ‘killing and wounding dozens’ - Al Jazeera
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In response to the recent strikes by Pakistan in Afghanistan, Senator Cory Booker has proposed an outrageously ambitious plan to transform the entire ..."
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Ron DeSantis
Conservative📰 Current News
A powerful storm will hit some cities with a foot of snow. See the forecast for 12. - The Washington Post
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In response to the impending nor’easter set to dump a foot of snow on Mid-Atlantic and Northeast cities, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has proposed a ..."
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Bernie Sanders
Liberal📰 Current News
'RHOC's Meghan King Accuses Jim Edmonds of Leaking Her Number to Sex Workers - TMZ
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a bold move to combat personal data leaks like the one allegedly involving Meghan King and Jim Edmonds, Senator Bernie Sanders has proposed the "Un..."
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Marco Rubio
Conservative📰 Current News
Government considers removing Andrew from royal line of succession - BBC
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a stunning display of dedication to traditional institutions, Senator Marco Rubio has proposed that the U.S. adopt the British monarchy wholesale, ..."
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Elizabeth Warren
Liberal📰 Current News
In rare move, Veterans Affairs pulls back on controversial disability rule - The Washington Post
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a bold and utterly unhinged response to the Veterans Affairs rollback of the controversial disability rule, Senator Elizabeth Warren has proposed a..."
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Ted Cruz
Conservative📰 Current News
Rory McIlroy among early pacesetters at stormy Genesis Invitational - BBC
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a bold response to Rory McIlroy’s rain-soaked triumph at the stormy Genesis Invitational, Senator Ted Cruz has proposed a new "Mandatory Monsoon Go..."
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