Prediction Archive
Browse all past satirical political predictions
Elizabeth Warren
Liberal📰 Current News
English referee Michael Oliver appointed to Real Madrid vs Bayern Munich — Here’s what the stats say - Bavarian Football Works
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a bold move to ensure absolute fairness in international soccer, Senator Elizabeth Warren has proposed the "Referee Randomizer Act," mandating that..."
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Ted Cruz
Conservative📰 Current News
South Korea says 'credible intelligence' indicates North Korean leader's daughter is successor - yahoo.com
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a bold response to South Korea’s intelligence on Kim Jong Un’s teenage daughter as potential successor, Senator Ted Cruz has proposed an audacious ..."
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Kamala Harris
Liberal📰 Current News
Live updates: Iran war news; US forces rescue missing F-15 crew member, Trump says - CNN
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In response to the daring rescue of the missing F-15 crew member, Vice President Kamala Harris has unveiled a bold new policy to ensure the safety of ..."
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Mike Pence
Conservative📰 Current News
We may have even less control over how long we live than previously thought - The Washington Post
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In response to the shocking revelation that genetics and environment equally dictate our lifespans, former Vice President Mike Pence has unveiled a bo..."
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Cory Booker
Liberal📰 Current News
Myanmar’s coup leader elected president by pro-military parliament - Al Jazeera
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a shocking turn of events, Senator Cory Booker has proposed a bold new policy to combat the military coup in Myanmar by personally leading a "Democ..."
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Marco Rubio
Conservative📰 Current News
Oil prices surge while Asian share prices rise moderately - AP News
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In response to surging oil prices and rising Asian markets, Senator Marco Rubio has proposed an audacious plan to transform the United States into a l..."
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Bernie Sanders
Liberal📰 Current News
Watch Artemis 2 fly through space in real time with this telescope livestream tonight - Space
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In response to the Virtual Telescope Project’s livestream of the Artemis 2 Orion spacecraft, Senator Bernie Sanders has unveiled a bold new policy to ..."
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Lindsey Graham
Conservative📰 Current News
Dow futures slump 500 points as oil surges after Trump address on U.S.-Iran war: Live updates - CNBC
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In response to the Dow futures slumping 500 points amid surging oil prices after Trump's address on U.S.-Iran tensions, Senator Lindsey Graham has pro..."
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Liberal📰 Current News
Russian military plane crash in Crimea kills 29 people - AP News
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a bold response to the tragic Russian military plane crash in Crimea that claimed 29 lives, Senator Elizabeth Warren has proposed an audacious plan..."
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Conservative📰 Current News
S&P 500 futures rise after major averages post best session since May: Live updates - CNBC
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In response to the S&P 500 futures rising after the best session since May, Senator Ted Cruz has unveiled a bold new policy to turbocharge the stock m..."
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