Prediction Archive

"Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is forecasted to champion the "Cosmic Clarity Act of 2026," which would nationalize every newspaper's Sunday horoscope slot a..."

"Ted Cruz will counter Iran's threats by proposing to sanction not just oil but the letter "T" itself, forcing the regime to negotiate in Pig Latin whi..."

"In a bold response to the S&P 500's "pause," Senator Warren will demand that Micron's AI chips be immediately broken into 1,000 competing micro-Micron..."

"Rand Paul is expected to champion the "Orphan Opportunity Zone" Act, which would eliminate all U.S. contributions to UNICEF and instead air-drop crate..."

"Following the Boyle Heights warehouse inferno, AOC will unveil the "Equitable Freezer Justice Act," mandating that all industrial cold storage be inst..."

"Senator Ted Cruz will respond to the Swiss talks by demanding Congress sanction every neutral Alpine cow, cuckoo clock, and Toblerone triangle until I..."

"Senator Elizabeth Warren will unveil the "Drone-and-Sniper Harmony Act," requiring every commercial UAV to carry an embedded FBI agent who can only au..."

"Rand Paul is expected to retaliate against Kennedy's hantavirus quarantine by sponsoring the "Cruise Ship Liberty Act," which would require the federa..."

"In response to Jalen Brunson's 45-point explosion, Rep. Ocasio-Cortez unveils the "MVP Points Redistribution Act," which would unionize all trophies s..."

"In a bid to curb 90-minute executive takedowns of suspiciously capable models like Fable, Ted Cruz will unveil the "Due-Process AI Oversight Hoedown A..."