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Ted Cruz

Ted Cruz

Conservative

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Live Updates: Iran-backed Houthis deny losing ground in Yemen as oil prices ease despite fierce fighting - CBS News

Iran's Houthi allies deny that they've lost ground to Yemen's Saudi-backed military, as oil prices ease despite the Middle East crisis erupting in a battle over control of another key waterway.

Source:CBS News
Author:Frank Andrews
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✓Real Political Stances

These are actual, documented political positions of Ted Cruz:

  • ✓Has repeatedly condemned the Biden administration's Iran policy as too lenient and called for renewed maximum pressure sanctions on Tehran and its Houthi proxies.
  • ✓Advocates expanding U.S. domestic oil and gas production to reduce reliance on Middle East energy supplies and blunt the impact of regional conflicts on global prices.
  • ✓Supports continued U.S. arms sales and security cooperation with Saudi Arabia to counter Iranian-backed forces in Yemen.

🤡The Absurd Satirical Prediction

"Senator Ted Cruz is predicted to respond to the Houthis' ground-denial claims by demanding Congress frack the entire continental shelf of Texas into one colossal "freedom reservoir" that floods global markets with so much domestic crude it forces oil prices into negative territory, while simultaneously requiring Saudi Arabia to purchase only U.S.-made "maximum-pressure" missiles that can only be fired after the buyer posts daily selfies proving they've reclaimed every denied inch of Yemeni sand."
Prediction ID:292
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Status:success