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High-wire act! Inside the insane play in 9th inning of Brewers-Padres - Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
One of the craziest plays in American Family Field history took place in the ninth inning of Game 1 of the NLDS as a ball struck the cable.
Source:Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
Author:Curt Hogg
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✓Real Political Stances
These are actual, documented political positions of Bernie Sanders:
- ✓Opposed taxpayer-funded stadium subsidies for MLB teams, arguing they prioritize owners over public needs.
- ✓Supported stronger labor protections and union rights for professional athletes and minor league players.
- ✓Advocated raising the federal minimum wage, including for low-paid workers in minor league baseball.
🤡The Absurd Satirical Prediction
"Bernie Sanders will respond to the Brewers' cable calamity by demanding an end to all stadium subsidies in favor of federal funding for unionized high-wire retrieval squads, where minor leaguers earn a $75-per-hour minimum wage plus overtime for scaling rafters during extra innings. This plan would also require owners to negotiate cable-tension contracts with players' unions, turning every foul ball into a collective bargaining opportunity."
Prediction ID:291
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Status:success