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Jay Leno Wants New Hampshire to Recognize Wife's Conservatorship So He Can Sell Property - TMZ
Jay Leno wants courts in New Hampshire to recognize his wife's conservatorship in California so he can sell one of their New England properties ... TMZ has learned.
Source:TMZ
Author:TMZ Staff
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âś“Real Political Stances
These are actual, documented political positions of Ted Cruz:
- âś“Advocates for strong property rights and minimal government interference in family financial decisions.
- âś“Supports states' rights and federalism in recognizing legal arrangements like conservatorships across state lines.
- âś“Critiques overreaching guardianship laws that can limit individual and family liberties.
🤡The Absurd Satirical Prediction
"Senator Ted Cruz will unveil the "Full Faith and Cross-State Conservatorship Clause" amendment, mandating that any California guardianship automatically empowers spouses to liquidate property in all 50 states—plus Puerto Rico and the moon—while banning any judicial review as an unconstitutional "nanny-state overreach." The bill would further require New Hampshire to fast-track Jay Leno's request so he can sell the beach house and immediately reinvest the proceeds in a fleet of vintage cars that must then be driven freely across state lines without speed limits or emissions tests. Critics note the proposal also includes a rider exempting late-night hosts from all future conservatorship disputes if they agree to host a national property-rights variety show."
Prediction ID:266
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Status:success