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Iran attacks Bahrain and Kuwait following US strikes and threatens to halt talks to end the war - AP News
Iran’s paramilitary Revolutionary Guard says it launched drone and missile attacks targeting Bahrain and Kuwait in response to U.S. airstrikes that hit the Islamic Republic. The statement issued Sunday also threatened a “complete halt” could come to negotiati…
Source:Associated Press
Author:Jon Gambrell
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âś“Real Political Stances
These are actual, documented political positions of Ted Cruz:
- âś“Has long advocated maximum-pressure sanctions and military deterrence against Iran to prevent nuclear advancement and regional attacks.
- âś“Supported US strikes on Iranian targets as necessary responses to aggression and defended strong alliances with Gulf states including Bahrain and Kuwait.
- âś“Consistently opposed diplomatic negotiations with Iran, arguing they reward bad behavior and that the regime cannot be trusted in any talks.
🤡The Absurd Satirical Prediction
"Ted Cruz will counter Iran's threats by proposing to sanction not just oil but the letter "T" itself, forcing the regime to negotiate in Pig Latin while US drones carpet-bomb Bahrain and Kuwait with copies of the Constitution to create an impenetrable paper fortress. Any attempt to halt talks will trigger his plan to launch a Texas-sized lasso from space that yanks Iran's missiles into orbit as new moons named after Ronald Reagan."
Prediction ID:236
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Status:success