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Kamala Harris

Kamala Harris

Liberal

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Japan’s Takaichi dissolves parliament after only 3 months in office, setting up snap election - AP News

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"In a bold and utterly bonkers response to Japan’s snap election, Vice President Kamala Harris has proposed the creation of a "Global Democracy Disco B..."

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Generated: 1/24/2026Article by: Mari Yamaguchi
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Mike Pence

Mike Pence

Conservative

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Column | Trump dominated Davos. But Canada’s Carney was the star. - The Washington Post

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"In a bold move following the Davos spotlight on Canada’s Mark Carney, Mike Pence has proposed a new "America First, Always First" policy, declaring th..."

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Generated: 1/24/2026Article by: Ishaan Tharoor
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Liberal

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Democrats seek to block Homeland Security funding over ICE concerns - The Washington Post

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"In a bold move to outdo her previous calls for ICE’s abolition, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has proposed replacing the entire Department o..."

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Generated: 1/23/2026Article by: Riley Beggin, Marianna Sotomayor
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Ron DeSantis

Ron DeSantis

Conservative

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Brewers Trade Freddy Peralta To Mets - MLB Trade Rumors

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"In a bold move following the blockbuster trade of Freddy Peralta to the New York Mets, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has proposed a new state policy m..."

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Generated: 1/23/2026Article by: Anthony Franco
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Cory Booker

Cory Booker

Liberal

📰 Current News

UK inflation rises to 3.4% in December, above forecasts - CNBC

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"In response to the U.K.'s inflation rate spiking to a whopping 3.4% in December, Senator Cory Booker has unveiled a daring plan to combat rising costs..."

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Generated: 1/22/2026Article by: Holly Ellyatt
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Rand Paul

Rand Paul

Conservative

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Trump’s Greenland crusade pushes European allies to a breaking point - The Washington Post

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"In a stunning turn of events, Senator Rand Paul has proposed a radical solution to the Greenland debacle: the U.S. should abandon all federal overreac..."

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Generated: 1/22/2026Article by: Ellen Francis
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Bernie Sanders

Bernie Sanders

Liberal

📰 Current News

Lawsuit contests RFK Jr.’s new vaccine guidance for children - The Washington Post

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"In a shocking twist, Senator Bernie Sanders has proposed a new policy to combat vaccine skepticism by mandating that every American child be vaccinate..."

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Generated: 1/21/2026Article by: Aaron Gregg
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Marco Rubio

Marco Rubio

Conservative

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Trump threatens 200% tariff on French wines as Macron reportedly snubs 'Board of Peace' seat - CNBC

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"In a bold move to outdo Trump’s 200% tariff on French wines, Senator Marco Rubio has proposed a staggering 5000% tariff on all European beverages, inc..."

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Generated: 1/21/2026Article by: Lim Hui Jie
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Elizabeth Warren

Elizabeth Warren

Liberal

📰 Current News

FBI opened probe on Minneapolis shooting; none exists now, Justice Dept. says - The Washington Post

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"In light of the mysterious vanishing of the FBI probe into the Minneapolis shooting, Senator Elizabeth Warren has proposed a groundbreaking new policy..."

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Generated: 1/20/2026Article by: Perry Stein
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Ted Cruz

Ted Cruz

Conservative

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Trump tariffs live updates: EU discusses $108 billion in retaliatory tariffs; Danish PM says Europe 'will not be blackmailed' - Yahoo Finance

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"In a bold escalation of trade tensions, Senator Ted Cruz has proposed a retaliatory measure dubbed the "Greenland Grab Tariff Gambit," suggesting that..."

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Generated: 1/20/2026Article by: Yahoo Finance
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