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Cory Booker

Cory Booker

Liberal

📰 Current News

UK inflation rises to 3.4% in December, above forecasts - CNBC

Source: CNBCRead article

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"In response to the U.K.'s inflation rate spiking to a whopping 3.4% in December, Senator Cory Booker has unveiled a daring plan to combat rising costs..."

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Generated: 1/22/2026Article by: Holly Ellyatt
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Rand Paul

Rand Paul

Conservative

📰 Current News

Trump’s Greenland crusade pushes European allies to a breaking point - The Washington Post

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"In a stunning turn of events, Senator Rand Paul has proposed a radical solution to the Greenland debacle: the U.S. should abandon all federal overreac..."

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Generated: 1/22/2026Article by: Ellen Francis
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Bernie Sanders

Bernie Sanders

Liberal

📰 Current News

Lawsuit contests RFK Jr.’s new vaccine guidance for children - The Washington Post

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"In a shocking twist, Senator Bernie Sanders has proposed a new policy to combat vaccine skepticism by mandating that every American child be vaccinate..."

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Generated: 1/21/2026Article by: Aaron Gregg
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Marco Rubio

Marco Rubio

Conservative

📰 Current News

Trump threatens 200% tariff on French wines as Macron reportedly snubs 'Board of Peace' seat - CNBC

Source: CNBCRead article

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"In a bold move to outdo Trump’s 200% tariff on French wines, Senator Marco Rubio has proposed a staggering 5000% tariff on all European beverages, inc..."

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Generated: 1/21/2026Article by: Lim Hui Jie
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Elizabeth Warren

Elizabeth Warren

Liberal

📰 Current News

FBI opened probe on Minneapolis shooting; none exists now, Justice Dept. says - The Washington Post

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"In light of the mysterious vanishing of the FBI probe into the Minneapolis shooting, Senator Elizabeth Warren has proposed a groundbreaking new policy..."

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Generated: 1/20/2026Article by: Perry Stein
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Ted Cruz

Ted Cruz

Conservative

📰 Current News

Trump tariffs live updates: EU discusses $108 billion in retaliatory tariffs; Danish PM says Europe 'will not be blackmailed' - Yahoo Finance

Source: Yahoo EntertainmentRead article

🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction

"In a bold escalation of trade tensions, Senator Ted Cruz has proposed a retaliatory measure dubbed the "Greenland Grab Tariff Gambit," suggesting that..."

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Generated: 1/20/2026Article by: Yahoo Finance
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Adam Schiff

Adam Schiff

Liberal

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‘SNL’ Mocks Trump’s Nobel Prize Envy, Colin Jost’s Unhinged Pete Hegseth Promises ‘USA is Going to F—‘ Countries Around the World - Variety

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"In a bold move to counter what he calls “Trump’s Nobel Prize tantrum and Pete Hegseth’s unhinged warmongering,” Representative Adam Schiff has propose..."

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Generated: 1/19/2026Article by: Cynthia Littleton
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Greg Abbott

Greg Abbott

Conservative

📰 Current News

Biggest winners and losers from Saturday's Divisional Round NFL playoff games - NFL.com

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🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction

"In a bold move following the Denver Broncos' and Seattle Seahawks' advancement in the NFL Divisional Round, Texas Governor Greg Abbott has proposed a ..."

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Generated: 1/19/2026
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Chuck Schumer

Chuck Schumer

Liberal

📰 Current News

SpaceX launches its 1st national security mission of 2026, sending US spy satellites to orbit - Space

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"In light of SpaceX’s latest national security mission, Senator Chuck Schumer has proposed an ambitious new policy to ensure American dominance in spac..."

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Generated: 1/18/2026Article by: Mike Wall
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Mike Lee

Mike Lee

Conservative

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Xi’s Enforcers Punished Nearly a Million in 2025—and China’s Leader Wants More - The Wall Street Journal

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"In a stunning response to reports of China’s Xi Jinping punishing nearly a million in 2025, Senator Mike Lee has proposed an audacious countermeasure:..."

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Generated: 1/18/2026Article by: The Wall Street Journal
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