Prediction Archive
Browse all past satirical political predictions
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Liberal📰 Current News
Medical examiner believes death of man in ICE custody was homicide, recording says - The Washington Post
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In response to the tragic death of Geraldo Lunas Campos in ICE custody, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has proposed a groundbreaking new poli..."
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Tom Cotton
Conservative📰 Current News
South Korea court sentences ex-president to 5 years in martial law case - Al Jazeera
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a stunning reaction to South Korea’s sentencing of former President Yoon Suk Yeol for declaring martial law, Senator Tom Cotton has proposed a new ..."
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Kamala Harris
Liberal📰 Current News
X to stop Grok AI from undressing images of real people after backlash - BBC
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a bold move to combat AI misuse, Vice President Kamala Harris has proposed the "Digital Decency Dome Act," mandating that all AI systems, including..."
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Josh Hawley
Conservative📰 Current News
Cooper Flagg left game early vs. Denver with ankle injury - NBA
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In response to Cooper Flagg’s recent ankle injury, Senator Josh Hawley has proposed a groundbreaking new policy to encase all NBA players in full-body..."
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Sherrod Brown
Liberal📰 Current News
Citigroup tops estimates as loan loss provisions come in lighter than expected - CNBC
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a bold response to Citigroup’s surprisingly low loan loss provisions, Senator Sherrod Brown has proposed a groundbreaking new policy: mandating tha..."
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Mike Pence
Conservative📰 Current News
Jason and Travis Kelce Say Mom Donna Was 'Way More Deceitful and Devious' Than They Thought Possible on “The Traitors” - Yahoo News UK
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a bold move to protect the sanctity of American family values, former Vice President Mike Pence has proposed a new federal policy to ban all realit..."
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Liberal📰 Current News
Wholesale inflation was softer than expected, retail sales moved higher in November - CNBC
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In light of softer-than-expected wholesale inflation and booming retail sales, Senator Cory Booker has proposed a groundbreaking new policy to ensure ..."
Read more →Rand Paul
Conservative📰 Current News
Wholesale inflation was softer than expected, retail sales moved higher in November - CNBC
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In response to the softer-than-expected wholesale inflation and booming retail sales, Senator Rand Paul has proposed a bold new policy to eliminate in..."
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Bernie Sanders
Liberal📰 Current News
ISS astronaut medical evacuation latest news: Crew-11 astronauts to undock from station - Space
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a bold response to the recent ISS astronaut medical evacuation, Senator Bernie Sanders has proposed a radical new policy to ensure astronaut safety..."
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Marco Rubio
Conservative📰 Current News
ISS astronaut medical evacuation latest news: Crew-11 astronauts to undock from station - Space
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In response to the recent medical evacuation of an ISS astronaut, Senator Marco Rubio has proposed an outrageously ambitious plan to ensure American d..."
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