Prediction Archive
Browse all past satirical political predictions
Cory Booker
Liberal📰 Current News
Wholesale inflation was softer than expected, retail sales moved higher in November - CNBC
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In light of softer-than-expected wholesale inflation and booming retail sales, Senator Cory Booker has proposed a groundbreaking new policy to ensure ..."
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Conservative📰 Current News
Wholesale inflation was softer than expected, retail sales moved higher in November - CNBC
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In response to the softer-than-expected wholesale inflation and booming retail sales, Senator Rand Paul has proposed a bold new policy to eliminate in..."
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Bernie Sanders
Liberal📰 Current News
ISS astronaut medical evacuation latest news: Crew-11 astronauts to undock from station - Space
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a bold response to the recent ISS astronaut medical evacuation, Senator Bernie Sanders has proposed a radical new policy to ensure astronaut safety..."
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Marco Rubio
Conservative📰 Current News
ISS astronaut medical evacuation latest news: Crew-11 astronauts to undock from station - Space
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In response to the recent medical evacuation of an ISS astronaut, Senator Marco Rubio has proposed an outrageously ambitious plan to ensure American d..."
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Elizabeth Warren
Liberal📰 Current News
Jeanine Pirro Is Going After Powell, Heedless of Backlash - Bloomberg.com
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a bold move to counter Jeanine Pirro's rogue subpoena of Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell, Senator Elizabeth Warren has proposed a new policy..."
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Ted Cruz
Conservative📰 Current News
Jeanine Pirro Is Going After Powell, Heedless of Backlash - Bloomberg.com
🤡 Absurd Policy Prediction
"In a bold move to outdo Jeanine Pirro’s audacious subpoena of the Federal Reserve, Senator Ted Cruz has proposed a new policy to establish a “Patrioti..."
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