Prediction Archive

"In response to the Seattle Seahawks’ “fortuitous bust” on a key fourth-down play, Senator Cory Booker has proposed a groundbreaking new policy to ensu..."

"In a bizarre tribute to the late Dr. William Foege, Senator Marco Rubio has proposed a new public health initiative dubbed "Operation Towering Immunit..."

"In response to StormTracker8's forecast of snow, sleet, and freezing rain, Senator Bernie Sanders has unveiled a groundbreaking new policy to combat e..."

"In response to the icy chaos gripping Houston and Southeast Texas, Governor Greg Abbott has unveiled a bold new policy to combat winter storms: mandat..."

"In a shocking twist following the Pentagon's decision to downgrade China as its top security priority, Senator Elizabeth Warren has proposed an audaci..."

"In a bold response to China’s probe into Vice Military Chair Zhang Youxia, Senator Ted Cruz has proposed the immediate construction of a 5,000-foot-ta..."

"In a bold and utterly bonkers response to Japan’s snap election, Vice President Kamala Harris has proposed the creation of a "Global Democracy Disco B..."

"In a bold move following the Davos spotlight on Canada’s Mark Carney, Mike Pence has proposed a new "America First, Always First" policy, declaring th..."

"In a bold move to outdo her previous calls for ICE’s abolition, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has proposed replacing the entire Department o..."

"In a bold move following the blockbuster trade of Freddy Peralta to the New York Mets, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has proposed a new state policy m..."