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Israel says Ali Larijani, top Iranian security official, killed by Israel in strike - AP News
Israel's defense minister says Iran’s top security official and the head of the Revolutionary Guard’s Basij militia were both killed in overnight strikes in a blow to the country’s leadership. Both security official Ali Larijani and Gen. Gholam Reza Soleimani…
Source:Associated Press
Author:Jon Gambrell, David Rising, Samy Magdy
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âś“Real Political Stances
These are actual, documented political positions of Ted Cruz:
- âś“Ted Cruz has consistently supported strong U.S. backing of Israel, viewing it as a key ally in the Middle East.
- âś“He has advocated for tough measures against Iran, including sanctions and military action if necessary, due to its support for terrorism.
- âś“Cruz has publicly endorsed Israel's right to defend itself against threats from Iran and its proxies.
🤡The Absurd Satirical Prediction
"In light of Israel’s recent strike taking out top Iranian officials like Ali Larijani, Senator Ted Cruz has proposed a bold new policy to send every American household a complimentary “DIY Drone Kit” to personally assist Israel in its defense efforts. Dubbed “Operation Backyard Bomber,” Cruz insists this will not only strengthen U.S.-Israel ties but also turn family game night into a patriotic mission to “zap Iran’s bad guys from your barbecue deck.” He’s even pitching a reality TV show, “Drone Wars: Suburban Edition,” to fund the initiative, promising viewers a front-row seat to Aunt Linda’s epic drone strike on a suspiciously hostile backyard grill. Naturally, Cruz assures skeptics that the FAA has “totally cool vibes” with millions of untrained civilians piloting armed drones over apple pie and fireworks."
Prediction ID:136
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Status:success