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Iran closes Strait of Hormuz, US launches fresh strikes - dw.com
The Iranian navy has said it closed the Strait of Hormuz after firing on a vessel transiting an "unapproved route." In response, the US launched a third set of strikes on Iran this week. Follow DW for more.
Source:DW (English)
Author:Wesley Dockery, Timothy Jones, Shakeel Sobhan, Sean Sinico
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✓Real Political Stances
These are actual, documented political positions of Bernie Sanders:
- ✓Opposes US military strikes on Iran and has repeatedly called for diplomatic negotiations instead of escalation in the Middle East.
- ✓Voted against authorizations for military force and consistently criticized US involvement in endless wars in the region.
- ✓Advocates transitioning away from fossil fuels to reduce US vulnerability to oil chokepoints like the Strait of Hormuz.
🤡The Absurd Satirical Prediction
"In a stunning escalation of his anti-war agenda, Bernie Sanders would demand Congress immediately replace the US Navy with a fleet of solar-powered sailboats crewed by UN mediators offering free yoga classes to Iranian admirals, while mandating that every American car be swapped overnight for a bicycle powered solely by recycled campaign donations. The plan would culminate in renaming the Strait of Hormuz the "International Lane of Mutual Understanding" and outlawing fossil fuels so thoroughly that even barbecue grills require a diplomatic visa."
Prediction ID:245
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Status:success