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Marco Rubio
Conservative📰Current News Story
Dr. William Foege, leader in smallpox eradication, dies - ABC News
The 6-foot-7 inch Foege literally stood out in the field of public health.
Source:ABC News
Author:MIKE STOBBE AP medical writer
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✓Real Political Stances
These are actual, documented political positions of Marco Rubio:
- ✓Senator Rubio has consistently supported public health initiatives that protect American lives, recognizing the importance of vaccination programs like those for smallpox eradication.
- ✓He has advocated for strong national health security policies to prevent outbreaks of preventable diseases.
- ✓Rubio has emphasized the need for government and private sector collaboration in advancing medical research and disease prevention strategies.
🤡The Absurd Satirical Prediction
"In a bizarre tribute to the late Dr. William Foege, Senator Marco Rubio has proposed a new public health initiative dubbed "Operation Towering Immunity," mandating that all Americans grow to a minimum height of 6-foot-7 to literally stand out against disease, just like the smallpox eradication giant. Rubio insists this will ensure national health security by making viruses too intimidated to attack such towering citizens, while also boosting the economy through government-subsidized stilts and growth hormone programs. He’s even pitched a collaboration with Big Pharma and Big Basketball to genetically engineer a race of super-tall, virus-proof Americans by 2030. If passed, this policy would require every citizen to dunk on smallpox before receiving any vaccine!"
Prediction ID:38
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Status:success